Man Christmas sure would be a bummer,
if I didn't get what I wanted.
A level up to beat the holiday season.
Hey mom, it's me your son.
I've been a real good boy this year,
and I don't want jeans for Christmas.
Instead, I thought maybe you could get me
a level infinity sword of destiny.
I need all the XP I can get, Mom.
Gotta destroy that final boss.
So bring me all the low level enemies
and I'll move on to the high level enemies.
I kick things in the face
smash crates and pots to bits,
I need all the extra cash I can get.
I know how to avoid the tough ones,
I can't quite match their strength.
But I can beat the shit out of
all of the low level wieners.
So bring me my stepdad, I'll punch him in his face
only to find out he's only worth 5 XP.
I require 17,365,210,654 experience points to level up.
I defeated the flan, LEVEL UP!
I defeated an octorok, LEVEL UP!
I defeated a bandersnatch, LEVEL UP!
I defeated a behomoth, LEVEL UP!
I defeated Sephiroth, LEVEL UP!
I defeated Griever, LEVEL UP!
I defeated Ganon, LEVEL UP!
Just because I kick ass, LEVELUP!
All I want is to level up!